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  • Dem Deer

    [Verse 1]
    Hope you don’t mind when an old man sings
    Helps me to keep my mind on t’ings
    So when I go where the animals thrive
    I sing dis song on the treacherous drive

    [Chorus]
    Dem deer dey’re here, den dey’re dere
    Dey’re here, dey’re dere, dey’re everywhere
    Dem deer dey’re here, den dey’re dere
    Dey’re here, dey’re dere, dey’re everywhere

    [Verse 2]
    At dawn in fields & coniferous groves
    Bucks & does come alive in droves
    Just when you think that the coast is clear
    There in the road is a whitetail deer

    [Verse 3]
    In venison-land as the day goes by
    Deer lay low when the sun is high
    Sun goes down & de night draws near
    Twilight brings out the whitetail deer

    [Verse 4]
    Bucks bed down where de tall grass grows
    Fawns dey doze where de doe does doze
    Dose does doze dere, dose does doze here
    And dose are de habits of de whitetail deer