Tag: funny

  • Dem Deer

    Hope you don’t mind when an old man sings
    Helps me to keep my mind on t’ings
    So when I go where de animals thrive
    I sing dis song on de treacherous drive

    Dem deer dey’re here, den dey’re dere
    Dey’re here, dey’re dere, dey’re everywhere
    Dem deer dey’re here, den dey’re dere
    Dey’re here, dey’re dere, dey’re everywhere

    At dawn in fields & coniferous groves
    Bucks & does come alive in droves
    Just when you tink dat de coast is clear
    Dere in de road is a whitetail deer

    In venison-land as de day goes by
    Deer lay low when de sun is high
    Sun goes down & de night draws near
    Twilight brings out de whitetail deer

    Bucks bed down where de tall grass grows
    Fawns dey doze where de doe does doze
    Dose does doze dere, dose does doze here
    And dose are de habits of de whitetail deer